WARNING! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Don’t like? Watch the movie first.
Another movie I’m doing out of order in the series but there’s a reason for it this time. Well, somewhat of a reason anyway.
Y’see, for a while there, I didn’t have my own computer. So, because of that, I a) wasn’t doing any reviews and b) wasn’t able to watch what I wanted, when I wanted to. Christmas was coming and, while I like the holiday, I don’t fangirl over it and I definitely don’t like the typical Christmas specials and movies. Usually, my go-to movie for Christmas is Die Hard (fuck you, it’s a fantastic Christmas movie.) But again, no computer of my own. Now, there are backup movies I’ll watch. Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas…
And Batman Returns. I happen to have that one on DVD (I got the 4 movie special pack with both Tim Burton Batman movies and the two terrible Joel Schumaker errors.) So I sat my dad down to watch it with me.